I Love It When We Make Fun Of Him.

Members Banned As of Now

I thought this was funny::

The owner posted a list of banned members

FrankyBabe [[Deserved it.]]

STELLA78_

CANTWAITFORLE

asian_twatness [[She was funny.]]

CallieRxpesKids [[Aww, I missed this one.]]

disneyfan57

kenzieSEVEN

IIHATEYOUU [[Haha.]]

ILY-LE

asian.hottness [[Deserved it.]]

Jonesmw11

BoogerJunior [[?]]

ALID.

MoiraStewart [[She was the poser whore who posted the tinyurl to a porn vid.]]

MUSLIMSARESHlT

x-SWETTIEGUY-x [[Haha.]]

Hannah/Tchenny/Kanstanjen-94/Racist/DRAMA!

Oh no, are we having race issues again?

Yes, we are!

In fact, kastanjen-94 said that if she were God,

She'd exile all the muslums in the world to a little island,

So if they wanted to destroy something,

"They can only bomb their own country! Har! Har!"

Yeah.

I quote excalty.

NOW, Thelina,

[[With evidence from Syalala_Chii]]

Has even accusing her of being

Pokerface1001, AKA Tchenny, AKA Tchen, AKA Kwip, AKA Such*a*Poser.

Real name: Hannah.

And it looks like it's TRUE.

Actually, she replied, "I don't need respect from people I only know through stardoll. Lol, you people probably think I'm dissapointed."

Thelina was quick to say, "So you admit it's you. Ahaaa, fail!"

And oh-so-offenended Hannah replied, "I'm so upset. *crycrycrycry*."

Woah.

I've had MY dose of drama for the day.

Two Things AL is Good At...

Attention seeking, and making fun of elites. "Fakecake3" does both.

See, this is something you won't find in OC.

Y IZ FAY ACTIN S0 STRANG???

Check this out::

Yup, that's Fay.

So, what is it possessing her to make topics talking like a noob...but being 100% serious?

Has she been hacked?

Is she high?

Or is this yet another attention scheme?

AL voted:

The majority agree that she's faking it,

A select few believe that she has been hacked,

And there were even a copule people that think she needs to lay off the weed.

And then there was the theroy that came up, "She's been hacked by a high person seeking attention."

So finally the truth came out: "I CANT BE FAKING THAT I AM HACKED CAUSE I AM TELLING YOU GUYS THAT I AM NOT HACKED FFS MY MEDOLL IS LIKE THIS BECAUSE THATS HOW I WANT IT AND I AM BEING A N00B BECAUSE THATS HOW I WANT TO ACT OK?"

Bear559 replied, "Ha. You admitted it. Its you. God, Your the WORST owner ever."

This was the retort: "I NEVER SAID I WAS HACKED IN THE FIRST PLACE NOR DID I IMPLY THAT. FOR WHAT HAVING SOME FUN? AND THEN SOME PEOPLE MAKING WILD ACCUSATIONS?"

Oh, come on.

I have to say--I am so, so, so very sick of her.

God Comes To Stardoll...?

http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?page=0&id=1223790&topicId=12244267

I don't think this has been done before...an account claiming to be GOD.
Normally I would be offended, but this one was just so pathetic I had to laugh.

Take a look at some of God's Little List Of Sin:
4. Smily Faces
6. Ugly Medolls
9. Lady GaGa
14. Big Numbers

As meyoop helpfully points out, "WTF? SMILEYS AREN'T SINS! If they were, then 33,622,184 members of stardollare going to Hell!"

That's my sick little laugh of the day!

A Tyler/Sho Kiss Ass Wrote A Story!

The user: skylerxtylersGF
The topic: ME AND SKYLERXTYLER (story 12+)

Sho's a main character, of course, but Posuer.Beauty and Phebec make surprise appearances as the main character ('Ashley')'s sister.

Tyler and Sho (the REAL users!) add commentary throughout, like "I don't SQUEAL!"

Other readers constantly remind Ashley--"LMAO! Tyler is GAY!"

Unforch, the story was never finished--Ashley probobly got pissed and logged off.
I'll keep tabs on it and let you know when more is written.

Here's the full topic: http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?id=1223790&topicId=12224229

In other news...

Some ALers were at an OC drunken party (VERY amusing!)
Cori says she doesn't want to come back to AL...and yet the OCers are dissing her.
DanPuffs has been hanging around AL lately. Um....why?

This Granny Takeover Is Epic!

I love when AL invades OC. This time, they did it as grannies.
The topic that started it all: http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?id=1223790&topicId=11935458
Then, in the OC, Grandma topics ran amock. Every topic that wasn't made by an oldie was telling them to go away.
In this topic: http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?id=1&topicId=11936259&page=1
I counted a full 16 different grannies, plus one shady "ILiveInYourButt" character.
This might be the best takeover in history!

The Try Hard List!

Behold, a new account titled "TryHardList."
Basically they posted a list of people that just try too hard.

1. DamagedDan
2. Chlpe
3. xxhappiixx
4. VerizonWireless

The list may be short, but it's one I have to agree with!
What are your thoughts?

This Is One Attention Seeker I Don't Find Funny.

http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?id=1223790&topicId=11787518

I love most attention seekers, but this one?
Was over the edge.
See what I mean?

"MSN PARTY!"

For the past 3 days, there have been huge msn parties with stardoll users, usually headlined by Tiiiiinkerbell. I, unfortunatly, did not get the chance to witness it, but it was there that at least 10 members banded together and made attion seeker accounts.
The first set were boys, looking for girlfriends and making annoying topics.
Then they were sheep. (This was my favorite. I loved the names--BAAAARBRA, ect., and the medolls--huge eyes and afros)
Then they were Emos. This caused an uproar with the actual emos of AL, claiming that the posers "didn't know what pain was", ect.
Then they were fairies, and grandmas, ect.
They ended with being bathroom items. (I.am.ur.toilet!, Soapy-soap, toilet_paper., ect.)
The whole thing was fairly amusing but altogether annoying,
but at least stardoll got an extra 200 unactive-after-one-day accounts!

Gotta Love The Attention Seekers!

http://www.stardoll.com/en/clubs/forum.php?id=1223790&topicId=11765871
One of my biggest pet peeves: someone titling a topic "WWWWWWWWWWWWWW" or "topic flooding."
This pushed one member over the edge, and TheWWWPolice was created.
If you click the link above, you'll see the police promises--"fxxk up the discussion board, I fxxk you up!"
And that, of course, was an invitation for about 50 topic flooders.
The police's revenge strategy was to post 50 topics calling the topic flooders names.
*Gasp*
A sampling:
"Indygirl876 Is A Fat Ugly Fake Prick Assface!!!!!!"
"Glitter-Angel Is A Fake Wannabe Goth Emo Cutter!!!"
The Police declared that he was C0Rii.R0X before he signed off.
We haven't heard from Cori yet, but I don't buy it.