Incredibly accurate Stardoll poem.

If your life's fucked up and you have nothing to do,
Then come join Stardoll,
It's certainly for you.
There are wannabe emos,
Wannabe scenes,
But if you don't treat everyone well,
You'll just be called mean.
"And whats up with the lists?"
Says a greedy hoe bag,
You say your trying to be nice,
But your probably a fag.
If you pose as a guy,
Then you'll just start a fight,
But if your really a guy,
That's what you get for joining a paper doll site.
If you post fake pics,
Especially in A-L,
They might call the cops,
But it might turn out well.
A-L is a popular club,
As You SHOULD see,
Anyone can join it,
Hey, I mean its free.
And whats with all the reporting?
Most of them did nothing,
Well mostly overall,
But they might've done something.
If you want to be a SS,
Fine go ahead,
But when you find out how much it costs,
Please take a seat on the bed.
So if your life's fucked up and you have nothing to do,
Then come join Stardoll,
It'll be living hell for you.

Written by: ilovemay

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